“The sort of juvenile sexual frustration and insecurity voiced in this “appeal,” with its mixture of racism and self-deprecation, would be sadly comic if it weren’t so widespread.”

“The genteel name is “bird’s nest,” but after our investigation, we found that you’re not actually eating the nest, you’re eating the bird’s “spit” or “saliva.”

“Here’s a few examples of what you can learn from the sexy supermodel instructions that appear on a pair of DVDs that went on sale in September. “

Akie goes to all the parties held down amongst the voters in Abe’s Yamaguchi Prefecture constituency. She guzzles down the sake like it’s going out of style and then lets out a big sigh of relief.

“North Korea’s leader could make a nuclear attack on Japan because he suffers from diabetes, ruling Liberal Democratic Party policy chief Shoichi Nakagawa said Friday. “

“This is it, I thought. I am witnessing history in the making - the beginning of the end for the North Korean government. No more exports of nut-based confectioneries.”