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“ur country has an organization that is sometimes called the Administration (广电局), sometimes the Department (广电部), of Radio, Film and TV [i.e. SARFT]. Whatever you call them, their mission stays the same.”
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“The ugly American ghouls are attempting to block information about China on the Internet! Their intention is extremely dangerous and evil!” - he he he
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“Asian landlords have, on average, the world’s most appalling taste in furnishings and fixtures. If there is a hell, it will have been furnished by an Asian landlord.”
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“You do not make pithy remarks about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris makes pithy remarks about you”
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“The Chosun Ilbo sure has been informative lately. First they explained to us how to spot a fake boob job, and now they give the ladies more information about mini skirts than I thought anyone would want to know.”
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JonBenet Ramsey murder suspect taught in Korea
Confessed killer of JonBenet Ramsey was an overseas ESL teacher in Thailand and Korea. Creepy.
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They photoshopped Shu Qi’s face onto Keira Knightley’s body!
And they even gave her a digital boob job while they’re at it.
