“You had bought a flat directly from the HDB flat 15 years ago, and then you’d later sold it - therefore you cannot rent any flat from the HDB anymore. You’ve been disqualified….To add insult to injury, the government says that actually, you prefer to be homeless.”

“For any foreigners out there who jump queues in China like so many Chinese peasants, I give you a warning. If you do it in my line, I will call you out, force you to the back of the line.”.

“I’ve dealt with one court case involving a homeless man in Tokyo, and he kept the registered address of his family outside the city (despite the fact that his family had disowned him). Is that much better? What alternative does a homeless person in Japan have?”

Would you eat at a restaurant named ‘Turd Baby?’

“Yoqoo seems to be adhereing to Chinese blogger Lao Bai’s now infamous observation; behind every successful website in China is a naked woman.”