14 November, 2005

the guide to toilet sex

Following the revelation that Malaysian’s prefer to have sex in washrooms, TV Smith produces the definitive guide.:

In the recent 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey, Malaysians overwhelmingly picked the toilet as the preferred place for shagging outside a bedroom. In view of this prevalent practice, Dua Sen presents the definitive guide to toilet bonking…

Position3Where:

Recommended:

• Unisex toilets: Beach Club, Passion, Loft, Thai Club, Liquid KL

• Spacious toilets: Imbi Food Court, KL, Press Club of KL.

• Lonely toilets: Shell Station, Batu 13 Ulu Langat.

• Artistic toilets: Pudu Complex (excellent erotic graffiti on doors).

Not recommended:

• Rajooz Curry House PJ - Stack of dirty dishes inside.

• The Mall KL - The doors are about 3 or 4 feet high.

• Boutique Toilet KLCC - Will people who won’t pay for a room pay RM 4 for a toilet?

• LRT Stations - Gadget mounted to prevent squatting over bowl hinders smooth sex.

• Zouk KL - Bouncers get upset.

• Toilets for the handicapped - Peter Tan gets really upset.

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by @ 9:27 pm. Filed under Malaysia, Asia, East Asia, Southeast Asia

One Response to “the guide to toilet sex”

  1. antony Says:

    interesting site - i think! still trying to work around it but looks good and good to see someone attacking the serious issues of the day like shagging in dunnies!!!

    Feel free to have a gander at my site, slightly different and on line 14 days!!!

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